主题第一个发现牛奶的哥们儿,他当时在跟奶牛做什么?
 作者化敌为笑
 时间2013年09月07日 20:13:42
  

 

脸书里摘录的幽默(最后一句是亮点,不翻译)

The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing with that cow?
第一个发现牛奶的哥们儿,他当时在跟奶牛做什么?

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug
去麦当劳只要一份沙拉,就像找*只要一个拥抱。

Whenever you feel worthless, remember you were once the quickest sperm
每当您感觉自己一无是处的时候,想想您曾经是跑的最快的精子。

Nobody Ever Uses The White Crayon :’(
没人会用白色的蜡笔

In The Summer I Wish It Was Winter. In The Winter I wish It Was Summer
夏天时希望现在是冬天,冬天时希望现在是夏天

I wasn’t that drunk. Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single
我没你醉得厉害,哥们儿,你问了你女朋友是否是单身。

walking into a room and totally forgetting why you went into there.
走进一个房间,但完全忘记了您为什么要进来

“BECAUSE IM THE PARENT” really isnt a logical explanation for ANYTHING
“因为我是你家长”真不是对任何事情的符合逻辑的解释。

Smiling at Old People so they don’t think you’re a Teenage Vandal
向老人微笑,他们就不会拿你当小屁孩儿。

Alcohol Improves my Foreign Language!
酒精让我的外语进步!

I get off the computer because I’m bored. Five minutes later, I’m back on.
我离开了电脑前,因为我太无聊了。五分钟以后,我又回来了。

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a penguin, always be a penguin
永远做你自己,除非你能变成一只企鹅,那就永远做一只企鹅。

I Don’t Really Have to go to the Bathroom I Just Want to Get Out of Class
我不是真想去厕所,我就是想离开教室。

DEAR CUPID, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR AIM.
亲爱的朱庇特,我们需要谈谈你的准星儿。

using “you only live once” to make your decision
用“生命只有一次”这句话来做出你的决定

It wasn’t awkward til u said ” This is awkward.” Now its awkard.
在您说出“真尴尬”之前,它并不尴尬。但现在它尴尬了。

Let's eat grandma or Let's eat, grandma - Punctuation saves lives

I believe the word ‘studying’ was derived from the words ‘students dying’

Honestly, I write “lol” and I’m not Even Laughing,

If girls have period pains, guys should be kicked in the balls once a month.

 


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